The science

Heat and plastic. What the research actually says.

A global meta-analysis estimated a 51.6% decline in mean sperm concentration among men unselected by fertility between 1973 and 2018. That deserves attention. This population trend does not identify one single cause. Read the analysis.

Enemy one

A laptop. An hour. A measurable rise.

In a study of 29 men, an hour with a laptop on the lap raised scrotal temperature by 2.6–2.8°C. The same seated posture without a laptop raised it by 2.1°C. Both the posture and the device mattered. The study measured temperature, not changes in semen or fertility.

+2.6–2.8°C

after 60 minutes with a laptop

Measured scrotal temperature rise in a 29-man study.

Same posture without a laptop: +2.1°C. This experiment did not test hot seats or sperm counts.

0

Zero sperm in semen in a small 14-man study using a polyester scrotal suspensory sling, day and night for 12 months. Counts recovered after removal. Not an ordinary-boxer or NUMBNUTS trial.

Enemy two

A striking result. A very specific experiment.

Shafik’s 1992 human experiment used a polyester scrotal suspensory sling in 14 men. It did not compare normal boxers, cotton or wool. A separate 1993 experiment used 24 dogs in cotton or polyester garments, plus 7 controls, and found adverse changes in the polyester group. These are different studies, and neither demonstrates that merino underwear improves human fertility.

The upside

Cooling is worth studying. Proof matters.

A systematic review of eight articles found a positive trend with scrotal cooling, but not enough evidence for firm conclusions about fertility. Better controlled trials are needed. These studies did not test NUMBNUTS.

Count

How many

Sperm concentration measures the number of sperm per millilitre of semen.

Motility

How they move

Motility describes sperm movement, including how many are moving progressively.

Shape

How they look

Morphology describes the proportion of sperm meeting the study's criteria for normal shape.

Nikolopoulos et al., systematic review (2013), PMID 23654310. The review covers the cooling methods studied, not NUMBNUTS.

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What NUMBNUTS does

Natural fibre. Targeted cooling.

100% merino wool through the boxer body and centred sleeve. Natural rubber at the waistband. Two reusable inserts designed to absorb body heat as they soften. A practical cooling routine, without loose ice.

Cooling Boxer + Inserts

Insert. Cool. Reset.

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