Heat is shown to lower sperm count. NUMBNUTS keeps you cool, in the sauna or as a daily ritual. Founder preorder ships Sep 2026. Reserve Launch Kit

For men (and couples) trying to conceive

Trying for a baby? Don't cook your count.

Heat lowers your sperm count, and every trying-to-conceive guide says the same thing: keep cool. NUMBNUTS makes it the easiest box to tick. Comes with a 60-night trial.

Backed by published science First 500 founders Ships September 2026
Ships Sep 2026Estimated launch shipment
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Backed by sciencePublished, cited research
Comfort use onlyNot a medical device
No loose iceDesigned to load cleanly

The science (the honest version)

Heat hurts sperm. Cooling can help.

Your testicles sit outside the body for a reason. Sperm is made best at 2-3°C below core temperature. Here is what the research actually says.

Heat It lowers sperm count.

Peer-reviewed studies show sauna and heat exposure raise scrotal temperature and significantly reduce sperm count and motility.

Oxford, Human Reproduction
Recovery It is reversible.

Once the heat lets up, sperm parameters typically recover within about one cycle (~3 months). The effect is not permanent.

Legacy fertility
Cooling It is studied to help.

A systematic review of scrotal-cooling studies found sperm count improved in roughly half to two-thirds of men, with gains in motility and shape.

Scrotal cooling review
Protect

Wear it during the sauna, summer, or any hot stretch to keep the heat off.

Cool

Run a daily cooling ritual: the wearable, hands-free way to ice your nuts without the ice burn.

We will not overpromise. Experts do not all agree, and cooling is not a treatment for infertility. What we will say is simple: NUMBNUTS makes it easy to keep things cool, on your terms. Not a medical device. Talk to a doctor about fertility concerns.

Not fringe anymore

Cooling went mainstream. We made it wearable.

Protecting the testes from heat has gone from locker-room rumour to mainstream habit. Sauna lovers, gym guys, desk-bound men, and couples trying to conceive are all keeping cool on purpose now, because heat is one of the few fertility factors a man can actually control. The instinct is right, and so is the research. We turned the ice-pack hack into something engineered, discreet, and wearable, for everyday heat, not just the sauna.

Cooler is how the body wants it

The testicles sit a few degrees below core temperature on purpose. Sustained heat raises that temperature and lowers sperm output.

Published reproductive research
Cooling improved sperm measures

In controlled studies, scrotal cooling improved sperm concentration, motility, and shape over several weeks.

Int. Journal of Andrology, Jung et al.
The effect is reversible

Heat damage to sperm generally rebounds once the heat lets up, which is why staying cool through the heat matters.

Peer-reviewed andrology literature

NUMBNUTS is a wearable cooling product, not a medical device and not a treatment for infertility. We reference published research and a wider cultural shift, not a promise of results, and we make no claims about testosterone.

See it work

The cooling system, in motion.

Freeze the inserts, load the sleeve, go. No loose ice, no towel hack, nothing to hold in place.

Engineered cooling insert Center under-support sleeve Discreet under clothing
NUMBNUTS Cool System at a sauna club towel station

Sauna and heat

Built for the heat round.

Wear it during the round to cool the one spot the sauna punishes. Not after, when the damage is done.

NUMBNUTS how it works sequence for freeze, insert, center, and recover

How it works

Freeze. Slide. Cool. Rotate.

01Freeze

Inserts go in the freezer. The case keeps them cold to the door.

02Slide

Into the center sleeve, not a side pocket.

03Cool

Protect through the heat, or run a daily cool-down.

04Rotate

One runs while the other re-freezes. Always cold.

The difference

Cold where the heat actually hits.

It slides into a center sleeve under the front pouch, in the under-support zone, with fabric between the insert and your skin. Not a side pocket. Not loose ice. Exactly where it counts.

Center under-support zone Moves with you No direct frozen contact Heat or daily ritual
Technical visual showing the insert sliding into the center cooling sleeve
Visible mechanism before checkout.

Engineered, not improvised

Most cooling fails at the source.

A bag of ice warms in minutes and burns on contact. The Chill Insert is built to do one job well: hold a steady cool, sit right, and never touch bare skin.

01Phase-change core

A phase-change core holds a steady, even cool across the whole face, instead of ice that shocks cold then warms in minutes.

02Tuned, not frozen solid

Engineered to a comfortable cool temperature, so it cools without the ice-burn risk of a frozen block.

03Molded to the sleeve

Shaped to seat in the center under-support sleeve, so it stays exactly where you load it.

04Fabric in between

The sleeve keeps the cool surface off bare skin. Controlled cool, not cold shock.

05Reusable for the long run

Freeze, use, refreeze. Nothing to throw away, nothing to refill.

06Built to rotate

Two inserts means one is heading back to cold while the other runs.

Final dwell-time testing is published before shipment. Real numbers, not promises.

Why not just freeze something

A frozen ziplock is not a cooling system.

Men try ice, gel packs, and wet towels. Here is what actually happens once the heat round starts.

NUMBNUTS Gel / ice pack Cold towel
Stays put, hands-free, during the round Yes No No
Fabric layer, never bare frozen on skin Yes No Warms fast
Shaped for the center under-support sleeve Yes No No
Travels cold in an insulated case Yes Sometimes No
Rotation so cold lasts the session 2 inserts No No
Discreet enough to actually wear Yes No No
What it costs you over time One kit, reusable for years Rebuy, they wear out Free, and it shows
NUMBNUTS Cool System display in a gym lobby

Gym and recovery

Recovery starts cold.

Load a chilled insert after the lift. A daily cool-down, hands-free, straight from your kit bag.

Cool ritual Freeze. Slide. Cool.

In the bag, in the routine

No ice. No towel hack. Just load the sleeve.

Freeze the inserts, keep them in the insulated case, then slide one into the center cooling sleeve before the sauna, or as your daily cool-down.

ProtectCool the heat the sauna throws at you.
RitualA daily cool-down in seconds.
CleanNo loose ice. No ice burn.
AccessJoin the first 500 founders.

Out in the world

See it in the wild.

A look at the NUMBNUTS world. Verified founder reviews land after the first kits ship.

Friends filming the NUMBNUTS Cold Cart at the gym, one holding the open kit with metallic inserts
NUMBNUTS kit in a car trunk after a sauna session, POV
Man in a locker room with the NUMBNUTS Cool System kit, case, inserts and boxers
NUMBNUTS rooftop sauna cool-down scene

Launch kit

The full Cool System in one kit.

One wearable liner, two Chill Inserts, an insulated case, and a first-use guide. Freeze it, carry it, load it, and keep things cool, in the heat or as a daily ritual.

NUMBNUTS launch kit with cooling liner, Chill Inserts, insulated case, and guide
Launch Kit / $129 / preorder access
01Wearable liner

The engineered garment, built around the center under-support cooling sleeve. This is the hero.

022 Chill Inserts

One active insert and one ready to rotate.

03Insulated case

Gym-bag ready. Discreet. Not a medical-kit look.

04Use guide

Freezer prep, session use, and stop-if-numb limits.

The NUMBNUTS Cool System kit, an easy way for a partner to help take heat off the table while trying to conceive

Trying for a baby?

The easy thing he will actually do.

If you are trying together, heat is one of the simplest things to take off the table. The catch: most men will not faff with frozen peas or loose ice packs. NUMBNUTS turns it into a 30-second habit he will actually keep. Freeze, slide, done.

A lot of our early interest comes from partners who found us first. It is easy to give, easy to use, and fully refundable any time before it ships.

Cooling is about protecting from heat. NUMBNUTS is not a medical device and not a treatment for infertility.

NUMBNUTS Cool Down Checkpoint at a run club, kit handed to a runner at sunset

The cool-down checkpoint

Cooling, together.

Run clubs, gym floors, recovery sessions. The cool-down is the new ritual, and founders are first in line.

Where we are

You are reserving early. Here is exactly where the kit stands.

No vapourware, no borrowed hype. NUMBNUTS is founder-run, built in the open. Reserve now and you lock the founder price and your place in the first run.

  1. DoneDesign defined

    The wearable liner, center cooling sleeve, and full kit are designed.

  2. DoneCooling spec set

    Phase-change core and skin-safe barrier, tuned to a comfortable cool.

  3. NowSampling and testing

    Supplier samples and dwell-time testing, with results shared before any kit ships.

  4. NextProduction run

    Founder-batch manufacturing once the samples pass.

  5. TargetShip September 2026

    Kits go to founders first, in reserve order.

You do not wait until September to start. Heat is the one fertility lever you can act on today: ease off the long sauna sits and the laptop-on-lap now, and your kit lands to make staying cool effortless, not a daily fight with frozen peas. The moment you join, you are in: founder updates, a say in the final kit, and first to ship. Start today with our free Heat-Protection Protocol →

Why reserve now, months before it ships? Because reserving locks three things that go away once the first 500 founders fill: the founder price ($129, not the $179 public price), your free Chill Insert 2-pack, and a unit in the first run. Founder reservations fund that run, which is how the founder price exists, and you are fully covered: cancel any time before it ships for a full refund, with the 60-night cool-down trial the day it arrives.

NUMBNUTS Cool System Launch Kit with liner, center cooling sleeve, inserts, case, and guide
Preorder access $129$179

Launch Kit

A full wearable system: the cooling liner, center sleeve, 2 engineered Chill Inserts, insulated case, and guide. Founder price $129, locked. The public price is $179 at launch.

One time, not a subscription. Reusable for years, so the cost per use keeps dropping. No monthly bill, ever.

  • The engineered cooling liner with the center under-support sleeve (the hero)
  • 2 engineered phase-change Chill Inserts, tuned to a comfortable cool
  • Insulated carry case and first-use guide
  • Founders bonus: a free extra Chill Insert 2-pack ($29 value) in your first shipment
  • 60-night cool-down trial once it ships, full refund
The Cold Promise

Reserve today and you are fully refundable any time before it ships, for any reason. After it lands, take 60 nights. If you do not love how it feels, full refund.

Use guardrails

No direct frozen contact. No overnight wear. Stop if numb, painful, or irritated. Follow the use guide before every session.

First 500 founders onlyFounder price and the free insert pack hold until the 500 fill. Ships September 2026.

Fully refundable any time before it ships. No risk to lock your founder price today.

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Not a medical device. Not a treatment for infertility. Use only as directed.

Pick your tier

Reserve the kit that fits your routine.

These are founder prices, locked before launch. The Launch Kit is $179 to the public when preorder closes. Most guys start there; daily sauna users grab the extra inserts.

Launch Kit $129 $179

Start here. Liner, center sleeve, 2 engineered cooling inserts, insulated case, and guide.

Reserve · $129
Duo Kit $239

Two full kits. Split with your training partner, keep one for travel, or gift the second.

Reserve · $239
Extra NUMBNUTS Chill Inserts, engineered cooling 2-pack

Most founders add this

Keep a spare set always chilled.

An extra 2-pack of engineered Chill Inserts means one set is always cold while the other rotates, for longer sessions and your daily cool-down.

+ $29 Add a spare 2-pack Reusable for the long run. One-time add-on.

After launch · Refresh Club

The inserts last for life. The liner is what wears.

Your inserts are reusable for the long run, so there is nothing to refill there. The cooling liner lives against heat and sweat every session, so the Refresh Club keeps a fresh one in your rotation.

20% off

Every refresh liner ships at the member price.

Your cadence

Every 1, 2, or 3 months. Skip or cancel anytime.

Always fresh

Hygiene-first. Train in a clean liner, never a worn one.

The Refresh Club opens with launch. Founders get first access and keep the member rate.

Founding members

Be one of the first 500.

This is the founding run: the people building this with us, shaping the final kit, and first to get their hands on it. No borrowed hype, no fake reviews. Just early backers and the work in progress.

Founders refer founders: when preorder opens, invite a mate and you both jump the early-access line.

The launch we are building

Cold Club is coming.

Founders get in before the city does. This is the world we are bringing NUMBNUTS into.

NUMBNUTS heat receipt billboard showing the cost of heat
NUMBNUTS The Heat Issue newsstand takeover
NUMBNUTS Cold Club guest-list entrance

From the founder

We built NUMBNUTS because the alternatives were a joke.

Sperm counts have fallen by more than half in fifty years, and heat is one of the few drivers a man can actually do something about. Saunas, hot commutes, a laptop where it should not be. The science has been clear for years. The products were not. Your options were a bag of frozen peas, an ice pack that burns, or nothing.

So we engineered the thing that should already exist: a wearable cooler that sits exactly where the heat does, holds a comfortable cool, and disappears under your clothes. No loose ice. No ice burn. No white-coat theatre. We lead with published research, we say it cools because we can prove that, and we will never claim it cures anything.

You are reserving before the first run ships, so here is our side of the deal. We charge upfront, we tell you the truth about timing, you can cancel before it ships, and you get sixty nights to try it once it lands. We do not buy reviews and we do not fake scarcity. If you have a question, it reaches me, not a bot.

N
Jaspal Rai Founder, NUMBNUTS hello@numbnutsclub.com

Proof before hype

Built in the open. Tested before it ships.

No borrowed reviews. Until the first kits land, the proof is the product, the third-party testing, and the founders building this with us.

Third-party tested Batch testing before first shipment

Materials and dwell-time testing finish before any kit ships, and the COA is shared before kits go out.

Skin-safe barrier Fabric between insert and skin

The chilled insert sits in the center cooling sleeve. No direct frozen contact, ever.

Build in the open Founders see the process

Testing results, ship timing, and use limits go to the founders list before launch.

Honest reviews Verified after delivery

Real buyer reviews appear only after founders receive and use the kit.

The Cold Club Founder updates, early drops, and sauna talk. Join the community.
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FAQ

Everything a careful buyer asks before reserving.

Does heat really affect sperm?

Yes. Your testicles work best 2-3°C below core temperature, and peer-reviewed studies show heat from saunas and hot environments raises scrotal temperature and lowers sperm count and motility. The effect is generally reversible once the heat lets up.

Does cooling actually help?

Studies on scrotal cooling link it to improved sperm count, motility, and shape in many men. Experts do not all agree, and it is not a treatment for infertility. NUMBNUTS simply makes staying cool easy. For fertility concerns, talk to your doctor.

Can I use it as a daily cooling ritual?

Yes, that is a core use. Load a chilled insert for a short daily cool-down: the wearable way to cool without loose ice or ice burn. Keep the center sleeve between insert and skin, and follow the time limits in the guide.

Is this a medical device or a fertility treatment?

No. NUMBNUTS is a wearable cooling product for comfort and cooling. It is not a medical device and not a treatment for infertility, and it does not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition.

Will the inserts touch my skin?

No. The insert slides into the center cooling sleeve, in the under-support zone beneath the front support pouch. Inserts should never be applied directly to skin.

Can't I just use a gel pack or ice?

You can try, but a freezer gel pack or ice freezes too hard (ice-burn risk), is the wrong shape to stay put, and has no fabric layer. The Chill Inserts are phase-change cooling tuned to a steady, comfortable cool, molded to seat in the center sleeve with fabric between insert and skin, and the insulated case keeps a spare ready to rotate. It is an engineered, wearable system, not a loose pack you hold in place.

How long do the inserts stay cold?

Final dwell-time testing appears before shipment. Actual time depends on freezer prep, case time, ambient temperature, fit, and session length.

Do I ever need to replace the inserts?

No. The Chill Inserts are reusable for the long run. Freeze, use, refreeze. The cooling liner is the part that wears with heat and sweat, so the Refresh Club keeps a fresh liner in your rotation after launch.

Can it make me too cold?

The inserts are tuned to a comfortable cool, not frozen solid, and the center sleeve keeps fabric between insert and skin, with time limits and stop-if-numb guidance. Cooling should feel controlled, never painful.

How do I care for it?

Hand-wash the liner. Freeze inserts only. Do not microwave. Follow the first-use guide before each session.

Can I cancel or return it?

Yes. Cancel any time before it ships for a full refund, for any reason. Once it ships, you get a 60-night cool-down trial: try it, and get a full refund if it is not for you.

When does it ship?

Estimated shipment begins by September 30, 2026. Customers will be updated before shipment if timing changes materially.

Fully refundable before ship 60-night cool-down trial, full refund Ships September 2026

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Fully refundable any time before it ships. 60 nights to love it once it lands.

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